Agent 0069

Agent 0069

AGENT 0069 A license to LLIK. Spell LLIK backwards but don't LLIK backwards! Wear the shirt when...


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BULLSH - It Never Stops

BULLSH - It Never Stops

BULLSH - It's a Bold New Look. BULLSH - It's Bigger and Better. BULLSH - It Says It All. BULLSH -...


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Cock Rocks

Cock Rocks

Is your candy sweet? Share it! Entertain friends who have a taste for humor. If they get choked up,...


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Designated Driver

Designated Driver

Every party needs a Designated Driver . Be the life of the party and the ride home! But there are...


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Dick at Nite

Dick at Nite

When Dick does his best, sometimes he makes a mess! So bring a towel. Better yet, bring the shirt....


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FCKU

FCKU

Is it UFCK or FCKU? Is it FCK University? Or University of FCK? Whatever it is, without U its just...


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Flash Me Yours

Flash Me Yours

Be quick now! What does 6 + 9 equal? Back of card says: 15 minutes of Foreplay. Now flash me yours!


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Fly Me Airlines

Fly Me Airlines

FLY ME Airlines Have a Joy of Flying? Flights are bumpy but landings are safe and smooth. This...


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Gay Poker

Gay Poker

In this version of Texas Hold 'Em Queens are holding more than just cards! Between tournaments,...


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Hung Like Me

Hung Like Me

WARNING! May cause shirt envy! And... You may need to prove it. Whatever you do, don't be a Poser...


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I Have Issues

I Have Issues

Everyone has issues. Are you proud of yours? If you have a tight grip on your issues, get the shirt!


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I Pick Up Fat Chicks

I Pick Up Fat Chicks

OSHA (Over Sized Hens Agency) OSHA requires a Fork Lift License to pick up Fat Chicks. Fortunately,...


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I Put The Ho In Hotel

I Put The Ho In Hotel

It's called a HOtel for a reason. Support your local HOtel. And support us by getting this shirt!


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I [heart] MILF & Cookies

I [heart] MILF & Cookies

Nothing better than a nice glass of MILF to dip your cookies in. Never had MILF and Cookies? Try...


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I [heart] My Fam Damily

I [heart] My Fam Damily

Everyone has a Fam Damily. If you love your Fam Damily you gotta get this shirt. What the hell, get...


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If It Smells Good I'll Eat It

If It Smells Good I'll Eat It

If it smells good would you eat it? That depends on your sense of smell. The shirt smells great,...


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If You Bitch

If You Bitch

You know its true. And right to the point: IF YOU BITCH THEN YOU ARE. Don't be a cheap ass bitch....


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Incoming! F-bombs

Incoming! F-bombs

Ever dropped the F-Bomb? Especially around Moms. Now you can warn them. Do yourself a favor and get...


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It's Hardly BULLSH, Son

It's Hardly BULLSH, Son

Difference between a Fairy Tale and a True Story: Fairy Tales start 'Once upon a time'. True...


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LIVE 3VIL

LIVE 3VIL

LIVE 3VIL Want a hint? Spell LIVE backwards. Now spell this backwards: !WON TI YUB For those times...


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Max Seating Capacity: 2

Max Seating Capacity: 2

Fire Safety requires seating capacity to be visibly displayed. Do not exceed capacity or penalties...


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Midfinger Will Rise To The Occasion

Midfinger Will Rise To The Occasion

Not everyone will rise to the occasion, but Midfinger will. You can count on it. Will you rise up...


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Mr. RIGHT Tonight

Mr. RIGHT Tonight

To stay or not to stay? Good question. If you stay, be sure to fix breakfast. More sausage anyone?


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My Girlfriend Your Girlfriend

My Girlfriend Your Girlfriend

If the shirt fits, wear it! Your friends will envy you. First, because the shirt is funny. Next,...


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Property of Your MOM

Property of Your MOM

She may be your Mom but I'm her property. She does with me as she likes. A lot. If this shirt...


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Ride My Hard-Johnson

Ride My Hard-Johnson

Start cruising with this shirt. Ride it Hard Ride it Long   Ride it Free* Looking for riders?...


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Riders Wanted

Riders Wanted

How are your riding skills? Good? Hop on and ride bareback. Poor? Saddle up, I'll teach you. By the...


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Sexual Genius

Sexual Genius

Are you a Sexual Genius? Here's how to find out: 1. Get the shirt. 2. Find a volunteer. 3. Test the...


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The More Fun League

The More Fun League

You may get sacked wearing this shirt. Make a pass to a nice Tight End. If they fumble your balls,...


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The Square Root of 69

The Square Root of 69

To master Higher Math, learn Lower Math first. Homework: Get a tutor to help find the proof....


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This is a Test

This is a Test

You've heard this on TV and radio many times. Only this shirt tells the Truth: Kiss Your Ass...


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Von Crotch - Grab Life

Von Crotch - Grab Life

Why Von Crotch? Because everyone has one, even eunuchs. Besides, its more fun than a Dutch Zipper....


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Without Me It's Just Ow!

Without Me It's Just Ow!

Pussycats MEOW for attention. And without ME it's just OW! Here pussy, pussy, pussy... See the...


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Wrong Hole!

Wrong Hole!

If pictures paint words this is worth a million. Is she an Engineer shouting the dynamite is in the...


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You're a Boob

You're a Boob

When Boobs speak, people listen. got Boobs? Get the shirt and others will listen.


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[screw] U

[screw] U

It's a SCREW. Brought to you by the letter U. If you don't get the shirt, Screw U!


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