If It Smells Good I'll Eat It

If It Smells Good I'll Eat It

A Pink Taco or Richard's Sausage... If it smells good, would you eat it? Of course, that depends on...


Midfinger Will Rise To The Occasion

Midfinger Will Rise To The Occasion

The Midfinger Rising Shirt! Not everyone will rise to the occasion, but Midfinger will. You can...


No BS

No BS

No BS about it, it's the best shirt for when you boldly want to say: No BS Unless you're doing the...


BULLSH - It Flies Higher

BULLSH - It Flies Higher

BULLSH - It Flies Higher! And farther faster. Just don't be standing underneath when it lets go......


The More Fun League

The More Fun League

You may get sacked wearing this shirt. Make a pass to a nice Tight End. If they fumble your balls,...


Dick's Diner

Dick's Diner

A shirt for when you're ready to whip up something special for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Dick's...


I Know What Jesus Would Do

I Know What Jesus Would Do

Knowing what Jesus would do doesn't make you Jesus. Besides, you can repent later. And often. Get...


Happy Meal Inside

Happy Meal Inside

It's a real meal deal, not a snack. They'll be lovin' it too! Especially if they like to play with...


Sexual Genius

Sexual Genius

Are you a Sexual Genius? Here's how to find out: 1. Get the shirt. 2. Find a volunteer. 3. Test the...


You're a Boob

You're a Boob

When Boob's speak, people listen! got Boob's? Get the shirt and others will start listening.


Von Crotch - Grab Life

Von Crotch - Grab Life

Why Von Crotch? Because everyone has one, even eunuchs. Besides, its more fun than a Dutch Zipper....


My Girlfriend Your Girlfriend

My Girlfriend Your Girlfriend

If the shirt fits, wear it! Your friends will envy you. First, because the shirt is funny. Next,...


Riders Wanted

Riders Wanted

How is your riding skill? Good? Hop up and ride bareback. Poor? Saddle up, I'll teach you. PS - Two...


LIVE 3VIL

LIVE 3VIL

LIVE 3VIL For when you feel a bit Evilish. Want a hint? Spell LIVE backwards. Now spell this...


Designated Driver

Designated Driver

Every party needs a Designated Driver. Be the life of the party AND the ride home! Get the shirt so...


I Put The Ho In Hotel

I Put The Ho In Hotel

They're called a HOtel for a reason. Support your local HOtel. And support us by getting this shirt!


Ride My Hard-Johnson

Ride My Hard-Johnson

Can't go wrong cruising with this shirt. Ride it Hard Ride it Long   Ride it Free* Looking for...


Gay Poker

Gay Poker

If you can't take a joke, just get over it asshole. (That's what He said!) Real Men aren't...


Backseat Driver

Backseat Driver

Do you like backseat driving? Got a stick shift and hands hot for the wheel? It's time to floor it...


Incoming! F-bombs

Incoming! F-bombs

Ever dropped the F-Bomb to see what happens? Especially around Moms. Now you can warn the them. Do...


This is a Test

This is a Test

You've heard this on TV and radio many times. Now there's a shirt that tells the Truth: Kiss Your...


Fly Me Airlines

Fly Me Airlines

FLY ME Airlines has free, friendly seating for those who have a Joy of Flying! Flight may be bumpy,...


Cock Rocks

Cock Rocks

If your candy is sweet, share it! Entertain your friends who have a taste for humor. If they get...


Hung Like Me

Hung Like Me

WARNING! This causes shirt envy! And you may need to prove it. Whatever you do, don't be a Poser...


Flash Me Yours

Flash Me Yours

Quick now, what does 6 + 9 equal? Back of card says: 15 minutes of Foreplay. Okay, now flash me...


Without Me It's Just Ow!

Without Me It's Just Ow!

Pussycats MEOW for attention. without ME it's just OW! Here pussy, pussy, pussy... See the shirt I...


I'm Sooo Going To Hell

I'm Sooo Going To Hell

Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way. See you in Hell with the rest of all our friends. BTW,...


FCKU

FCKU

Is it UFCK or FCKU? Is it FCK University? Or University of FCK? Whatever it is, without U its just...


I [heart] My Fam Damily

I [heart] My Fam Damily

Everyone has a Fam Damily. If you love your Fam Damily you gotta get this shirt. What the hell, get...


If You Bitch

If You Bitch

You know its true. And right to the point: IF YOU BITCH THEN YOU ARE. Don't be a cheap ass bitch...


Hugh Hefner's EKG

Hugh Hefner's EKG

Everyone has heard of Hugh. But is he still up to it? The EKG results are back. Bingo! No surprises...


I Have Issues

I Have Issues

Everyone has issues. Are you proud of yours? If you got a grip on your issues, get the shirt!


I [heart] MILF & Cookies

I [heart] MILF & Cookies

Nothing better than a nice glass of MILF to dip your cookies in. Never had MILF and Cookies? Try...


Mr. RIGHT Tonight

Mr. RIGHT Tonight

To stay or not to stay? That's a good question. If you stay, be sure to fix breakfast. More sausage...


The Square Root of 69

The Square Root of 69

To master Higher Math, learn Lower Math first. Homework: Get a tutor to help find the proof....


Dick at Nite

Dick at Nite

When Dick does his best, some times he makes a mess! So bring a towel. Better yet, bring the shirt....


Max Seating Capacity: 2

Max Seating Capacity: 2

Fire Safety requires seating capacity to be visibly displayed. Do not exceed capacity or penalties...


I Pick Up Fat Chicks

I Pick Up Fat Chicks

OSHA (Over Sized Hens Agency) OSHA requires a Fork Lift license to pick up Fat Chicks. Figuratively...


Property of Your MOM

Property of Your MOM

She may be your Mom, but I'm her property. She does with me as she likes. A lot. If this shirt...


Wrong Hole!

Wrong Hole!

If pictures paint words, this is worth a million. Is she an Engineer shouting the dynamite is in...