My Tee Funny! (Gear)

Ballcap Hat

♥ USA Designed & Produced ♥

Embroidered Ballcap Hat has a mid-high profile and made of 100% cotton twill, a structured six-panel, curved visor, and a Hook and Loop closure (velcro) for adjusting size.

It's a Hat. It's a Cap. Cool ppl wear them. Cooler ppl wear ours. Got it? Get one and start Styling and Profiling!

Trucker Hat

♥ USA Designed & Produced ♥

Embroidered Trucker hat is made of 100% cotton twill for structured front panels and visor. Mid and back panels are 100% polyester with a 7-position adjustable snapback for sizing

Hey Rubber Ducky, that Trucker Hat is a big 10-4. How about 10-69 comeback? Don't know the Ten-Codes?

10-4 means "OK, Acknowledged" and 10-69 is "Message Received".

But if a lady gives you a 10-74, that's a definite "Negative".

Beanie Cap

♥ USA Designed & Produced ♥

Embroidered Beanie Cap is made with 100% acrylic and has a 3 inch folding cuff.

Sharing is Caring — Next time she's bobbing for apples, let her wear your Beanie to keep her warm. You definitely don't want her teeth chattering!

Coffee Mug 15 oz.

♥ USA Designed & Produced ♥

High quality ceramic 15 oz. Mug with a White Gloss finish that is dishwasher and microwave safe.

Nothing like the BWC (Big White Cup). Best part of waking up is when your partner wrap their hands around it and swallows all of it, not a drop left!

Beer Stein 22 oz.

♥ USA Designed & Produced ♥

High quality ceramic 22 oz. Beer Stein with a White Gloss finish, Gold trim and a D-handle. It is dishwasher safe, but DO NOT MICROWAVE due to golden metal bands! (Who nukes beer anyway?)

Did Frankenstein invent the Beer Stein? No, though he was known to love the brew.

The wife thinks Charles Dickens invented the Beer Stein. Says after I have a stein or two, the Dickens in me comes out... Okay, I admit having Great Expectations during Christmas when we sing, "O Come, All Ye Faithful".

Kitchen Apron

♥ USA Designed & Produced ♥

Apron is full sized (31" Tall by 25" Wide) with 2 nylon tie back straps. Made with 100% polyester and fits most adults.

This Apron is MAKING AMERICA GRILL AGAIN. Wearing this will turn up the heat in the kitchen if it's all you have on. No worries, it will hide the goods in Front.

And the Backside? Well, that's where MAKING ASSHOLES GREAT AGAIN comes from...